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Are You An Ivy League Asshole?
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50 Signs You’re A Privileged Ivy League Asshole
No, seriously—stop. Everyone hates you. You once met someone who went to community college and were surprised they were intelligent. You wear the fact that such-and-such celebrity chose your school like a motherfucking badge.
Are you an asshole? If you're a student of the Ivy League, then according to conservative newsmagazine The National Review's Fred Schwarz , then yes, yes you are. You can be an asshole from the West, an asshole from the East, a tall asshole or a short asshole.